Chocolate Quotes

Chocolate quotes are just for fun and to hopefully make you laugh heartily, or at the very least, nod your head in agreement with a smile on your face.

Fudge Topped Cake

I’ve included many of my favorite chocolate quotes on this page, but I also have the privilege of posting an original chocolate poem by a friend of ours. She has a real gift for writing poetry – the words just seem to flow from her mind, and at times, her heart. This is an original poem written with my site in mind and I think it’s great! Thank you Melinda!

Food Ecstasy

Chocolate satisfies the soul
With flavor that's surreal
While coffee stimulates the mind
To help the body heal!

Written by Melinda S. Billings and printed with her full permission

Chocolate Letters

Chocolate Quotes to Make You Smile

Chocolate makes everyone smile-even bankers.~Chocolatier Benneville Strohecker

Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed; chocolate makes it worthwhile.~Anonymous

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. ~Anonymous

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.~Catherine Aitken

Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.~Anonymous

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE. ~Linda Grayson

When the going gets tough, the tough eats chocolate.~Anonymous

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process....It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?~Anonymous

Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.~Author Unknown

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. ~John Q. Tullius

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. ~Ernestine Ulmer

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. ~Dave Barry

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. ~Katherine Hepburn

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of the pieces.~Judith Viorst

This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! There was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! There was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof! He turned into a box of chocolates.~Anonymous

Flowers and champagne may set the stage, but it's chocolate that steals the show.~Anonymous

Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put "eat chocolate". Now, you'll get at least one thing done today. ~Gina Hayes

Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookie of life.~Author unknown

Just give me the chocolate and coffee…you can keep everything else. ~Susan Pardoe

"Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate!" - Elaine Sherman, Book of Divine Indulgences

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man." - Miranda Ingram

"Life is like a box of chocolates...You never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump

"The superiority of chocolate, both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America, which it has in Spain." - Thomas Jefferson

"Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals like chocolate." - Sandra Boynton

"If one swallows a cup of chocolate only three hours after a copious lunch, everything will be perfectly digested and there will still be room for dinner." - Brillat-Savarin

"It has been shown as proof positive that carefully prepared chocolate is as healthful a food as it is pleasant; that it is nourishing and easily digested... that it is above all helpful to people who must do a great deal of mental work." - Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

"Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. It is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits." - Baron Justus von Liebig

"Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!" - Author Unknown

"My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex." - Alicia Silverstone

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Enjoy these fun quotes by people you may or may not know and then, if you’re so inclined, post your own favorite chocolate quote or chocolate poem. I’d love to hear from you!

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